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Name:Tavros Strider
Birthdate:Aug 5
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Your name is TAVROS STRIDER.

You are without a doubt the COOLEST MOTHERFUCKER in Texas. Or at least that's what you tell yourself to make you feel better. Really the coolest motherfucker is your Bro, who you can only hope to one day achieve his insane levels of cool. But you still think you're pretty cool either way. You have a weirdly huge obsession with HORNS OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES, an obsession to picked up to mimic your Bro's love of puppets. Because a COOL GUY needs COOL HOBBIES. Of course like your Bro's, your interest in them is PURELY IRONIC and serves only to boost your cool guy cred. Your favorite type of horns are BULL HORNS, because bulls are just awesome. But just ironically. You wear a TAURUS SHIRT even though you are not a Taurus, simply because it has horns, though you've added your own flare to it because everything looks better with shades.

You absolutely DO NOT LIKE FAIRIES, because what cool guy likes fairies? No cool guys likes fairies, that would be ridiculous. It would go beyond IRONY and right into being SUPER DUMB. You do not have a stash of fairy related things UNDER YOUR BED. DO NOT LOOK LOOK UNDER THE BED. There are weapons under there and they will hurt you. What you DO like, or at least have a slight interest in is BODY MODIFICATIONS, but really you only have one, which is a septum piercing that you gave yourself as a thirteenth birthday present. It was the best idea you've ever had, and swords are really good for that kind of thing. No, you did not get an infection, no your nose did not almost fall off. There is no MICHAEL JACKSON reference to be made here. In fact it went so well, you're considering going into the professional amateur piercing biz.

Your other hobbies include laying down SICK FIRES in the form of ILL BEATS, sometimes with your Bro, though you're never going to be as good as him, probably. You also STRIFE with your Bro on the roof, mainly because he makes you... But you don't mind! Because it makes you feel strong and is definitely not scary most of the time. You like to collect the aforementioned HORNS and display them on your wall, along with posters of your favorite movies, of which PETER PAN is not one of them, even though you have one single ironic poster of him. For irony. He is wearing shades like a cool guy, even though your Bro says he is LAME. You think he is too, kind of, a little. Ish. YOU DO NOT LIKE PETER PAN.

Your chumhandle is adiosToreabro and you hAVE ADAPTED THIS OBNOXIOUS, fAULTERING WAY OF SPEAKING, uHH, iN WHICH TO TROLL PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET, nO YOU DO NOT, uH, aCTUALLY HAVE A PROBLEM WITH BEING SHY, tHAT WOULD, uHH, bE SILLY AND UNCOOL, tHIS IS JUST FOR IRONY, aND TROLLING,
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